My Wife is In Love...

Too bad it isn't with me. No, Jordan is truly, madly, deeply in love with David Duchovney.

Last year we discovered NetFlix in a big fat way. Since then, we have practically stopped watching TV altogether. Seriously, about the only thing we watch is James Woods’ new show, Shark, thursday nights on CBS. We try not to miss that one. Here's the scoop...

With the kids, and jobs, and the new house, and dogs, and photography, and everything else that goes along with modern life, we find it really hard to sit down on a regular basis and watch TV. Almost every night there is something way more pressing that needs to be done during “prime time.” Enter NetFlix.

With Netflix, we can order an entire season of a show and watch every episode, from the beginning, on OUR schedule. AND there are no commercials. AND the shows are in widescreen. AND the shows have great digital sound. But my most favorite thing about watching the shows on DVD is that if by some chance the planets align and we have the time to pull an all-nighter and watch six episodes of something back-to-back, we can. I'm tellin’ you, television nirvana.

So we started out with CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. You know, the one in Las Vegas. We worked our way through all of the seasons of it. Then it was on to CSI: Miami. Bada-bing! We tried watching Northern Exposure (I loved it, she didn't). Next up, Numb3rs; another crime show on CBS. Devoured it.

And then something happened. I sheepishly asked Jordan if she would like to watch a few episodes of the X-Files. These were DVDs I actually owned. I figured there was no way in hell she was gonna watch some quasi-UFO-crime-something-or-another show with me. Boy was I wrong. Turns out, J has a serious thing for David Duchovney. I mean like she's ready to bump off his wife kinda serious.

I'm pretty sure Jordan would throw me to the curb in a heartbeat to run her hands through DD’s hair just once.

You’re welcome dear.